January 2010
Bold what applies to your dream boyfriend.
whatnextlove: thosetiredeyes:trustmeimaliar:catfishsewp:r-evolve:warnthesun:barbiekiller:indefenseofourdreams:alessiabk:b4mf:nickiephresh: 1. brown hair | black hair | blonde hair | red hair 2. tall | short | same height as you 3. ears | eyebrow piercings | snake bites | no piercings | other 4. tattoos | no tattoos 5. skater | punk | player | indie | cowboy | musician | prep | jock | other 6....
Jan 27th
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
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I miss TUMBLARITY.
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BRING OUT YOUR CAMERAS AND NEGATIVES FOR A SOLAR...
pinoytumblr: rustyjerk: “The Philippines will see a partial solar eclipse on January 15 with the moon covering around half of the sun in some areas of the country, the Philippine Atmospheric, Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration (PAGASA) said on Tuesday. PAGASA said Metro Manila residents will see 39.1 percent of the sun’s diameter blotted out by the moon. The eclipse will...
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“Walang bibitaw!!!!! Magkita kita p rin tyo bukas. Itutuloy p rin natin ang saya....”
– VICE GANDA (facebook status) (via tumblerismo) Yey! (via bib0y)
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maintainingconversation: /sad.
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ok.
stuck nanaman ang tumblarity ko. ;( forever 144. ;((((((((((((
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“We loved each other. We still do love each other, and always will. But we just...”
– (via viveresenzarimpianti)
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Listenviveresenzarimpianti: MMMBop! lol gotta love old...
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Only in the Philippines
pinoytumblr: I’ve gone through a site which features luxurious police cars abroad. As I scrolled the site down, I haven’t noticed a representative police car from the Philippines. Immediately, I searched a police car that comes from the Philippines. Luckily, I saw it. I wasn’t expecting to see such a fancy car. ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES! via (archcamps)
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